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"Finally! A movie I can relate to!"

'How fast can you hype?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"National security adviser"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Lights Action Camera Justice

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

The Court of Public Opinion

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

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"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

Man chasing microphone.

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."