Media Representation Seeker Pillows

'How fast can you hype?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"National security adviser"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Lights Action Camera Justice

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

The Court of Public Opinion

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

Man chasing microphone.

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

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"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"