Media Adviser Pillows

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Trial by Media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

'How fast can you hype?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"National security adviser"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

Gay Times...

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Studies show foods work miracles!

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press