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CONGRESS, "It's like this - Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, it's time to hire a spin doctor."

Trial by Media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"National security adviser"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Gay Times...

If nobody had invented graphics

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Studies show foods work miracles!

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press