Media Relations Specialist Pillows

'Issue a non-denial denial.'

"National security adviser"

Sarah Huckabee

'Sorry - there's no one available. Since the enquiry started they've all been in a complete spin...'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'How fast can you hype?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Create some buzz!

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Target your customer.

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."