Media Relations Officer Pillows

Cabinet Office Extinguishers

'How fast can you hype?'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"National security adviser"

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BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

Newspaper suicide.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

Free press.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

'How fast can you hype?'

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

Freedom of the Press

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

'We're out of duct tape.'

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'