Media Distribution Officer Pillows

"And Tim is doing very well. He's a media distribution officer."

Trial by Media

Squeezing the Free Press.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

Gay Times...

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Local News in Heaven

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Reporter #6: television.

Newspaper suicide.

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."