Media Executive Pillows

"So. . . who'd like to have a go at defining Britishness?"

God hounded by the media.

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Newspapers

'There's nothing wrong with your set - network management has decided to dumb down everthing.'

'And this is Editorial, where all the major decisions are made.'

BBC Creative Dept.

Murdoch News Empire

"Some say the 'Citizens United' Supreme Court Decision allows the wealthy to unfairly influence elections, while others insist it provides information to voters. Of course, we at UBSC are neutral on the subject..."

Newspaper mergers

"I just finished a great positive story about Donald Trump!" "You're fired!"

Monopoly, "You have been made a major media baron- do what the hell you like!"

'Welcome to the Ted Turner dream network!'

Comcast Takeover

Media Coverage of Obama.

James Murdoch: 'I do not recall anything...that is...anything to do with...related to...any...excuse me...what was the name of that newspaper again?'

"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."

Matt Lauer Denies Allegation He Raped Former NBC Staffer

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Israel shutting down Al jazeera

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.

I guess we should tune in. How could we not? Welcome to Ask Sadie. Tonight is our first show since we've been purchased by News Corp. Let me welcome our new owners by saying: Rupert Murdoch is a greedy @#$% who now owes #$% money to the #$@% FCC. Priceless. @#$%! To be continued …

Democracy Dies in Darkness

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."

Shout Show

"Damn it feels good to be fully represented."

"The defense calls for a thirty minute recess to sell the TV rights."

There?s a Conflict of Interest in My Conflict of Interest

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

Things That Were Going to Save Journalism

The Tragic Fracturing of the Press-President Collaboration

So Shallow

Conan in Pasadena