Media Executive Pillows

"So. . . who'd like to have a go at defining Britishness?"

God hounded by the media.

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"Some say the 'Citizens United' Supreme Court Decision allows the wealthy to unfairly influence elections, while others insist it provides information to voters. Of course, we at UBSC are neutral on the subject..."

Newspaper mergers

Monopoly, "You have been made a major media baron- do what the hell you like!"

'There's nothing wrong with your set - network management has decided to dumb down everthing.'

'Welcome to the Ted Turner dream network!'

'And this is Editorial, where all the major decisions are made.'

Media Coverage of Obama.

"I just finished a great positive story about Donald Trump!" "You're fired!"

BBC Creative Dept.

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."

"Always 'billionaire playboy.' Never 'billionaire genius.'"

"Is Michael Eisner O.K.? I haven't seen his name in the papers for days."

"The defense calls for a thirty minute recess to sell the TV rights."

"Damn it feels good to be fully represented."

Amazon buys MGM Studios...

"There's someone here to see you, Ms Dorries."

"Actually, we will replace you."

Israel shutting down Al jazeera

Democracy Dies in Darkness

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."

James Murdoch: 'I do not recall anything...that is...anything to do with...related to...any...excuse me...what was the name of that newspaper again?'

Silvio Berlusconi

Andrew Lansley gets friendly support from a certain media mogul.

BBC new job crisis: ?450,000 pay-off.

News Reporters.

Papers/Police/Politicians shared responsibility?

'For more profits and scandals, do you truly believe I will stop recording celebs' phone and cell calls?!'

TV, 'It's a new Rupert Murdoch production -- the 'Things You're Better Off Not Knowing' channel.'

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)