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'Miss Grimshaw, call maintenance - all sorts of slimy creatures are coming out of the woodwork!'

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Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"He likes it."

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'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

Newspaper suicide.

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

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Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."