Tv Network Executive Pillows

'They stole the surveillance tape. Might be a gang of TV network executives.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Newspaper suicide.

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Downsizing.

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"I have the profit sharing figures. You owe the company �2,367.25."

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

TV Situations vacant.

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."