Tv Executives Gifts

'Miss Grimshaw, call maintenance - all sorts of slimy creatures are coming out of the woodwork!'

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Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"He likes it."

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'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Internet.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

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"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."