Entertainment Executive Gifts

"Bad news, good news, sweetheart - the court rejected your appeal, but the networks are fighting to option it."

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

Amazon takes control of the James Bond franchise

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"You get out of line, Mitchell, and you'll never work in this town again. By 'this town' I mean, of course, Hollywood."

"Hear me out. Batman - again."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Hollywood on Strike

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'We need a report on Ageism. Kelly, could you do that?'

'Producers don't make money from bad living actors but sometimes we can make money from actors who have tragically died... You know what I mean?'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'Hang on a minute...'

Sid Sinatra.