Entertainment Manager Gifts

"The proposal sounds good. Of course, I still have to run it by my people over at the Psychic Friends Network."

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

Modern Celeb Agent

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

"Call me old fashioned, but I preferred this place before it went all 'equal-opportunity employer'."

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

"I don't see why I have to jump too!"

TV stage door

Emergency Celebrity

Topless bar - "Why did you have to go and complain about the lousy beer"

'I work in a strip club for £20 a week. It's not much but it's all I can afford to pay them!'

"He's been performing longer than Mick Jagger."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

A crowd stands outside the "Radio City" theater; a sign posted on the theater reads "No Radio".

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Moulin Rouge Security

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

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