Movie Theater Manager Gifts

"This is my kind of film."

'I knew you were worried about taking your baby to the drive in, but security guards?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Bloody hell!"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Now Playing at the Europlex

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

I Pagliacci

Broadway Moosical.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

This little pig's house was a facade.

Theatre masks

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

TV stage door

Performance In The Bedroom

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'