Theatre Manager Gifts

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

The country manager rehearses a combat

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'That booking service drives a hard bargain. We get the film, they get our theatre, we get to watch the movie.'

'Are you okay, Bill?'

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

'I think we should pass on this film. Variety reviewed it in their obituary section.'

Canada's longest running movie house.

"Our auditorium was destroyed in a pitched battle between the 'Save London's Theatres' Campaign and the Theatres Trust."

"What's the mark of a typical black theatre company?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Hamlet'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

Daughters on the beach

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Shakespeare was bisexual

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Masks and Butts

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Applause

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Toi Toi Toi!"