Theatre Director Gifts

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

''... or not to be'!'

Six Characters in search of an outlet.

Beckett on ice

"Page 33, line 4..."

Big deal - a guy writes a couple of plays, and suddenly he thinks he's the spokesman for his generation.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

Scientific Method Acting

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Then...we went back and identified moments that cried out for a song.'

'Supporting the arts'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'No, I don't want to see your personal interpretation of the role. Just stand there and say, ho, ho, ho!'

Nicholas hints at the probability of his leaving the company

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

At Astley's

Cats the musical

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

Moliere

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

Panto cow motivation.

Man on stage carrying a dagger looks down at the prompter and sees he is holding a gun.

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

'Weird Sisters' - Ministers Survey the Growing Madness of King George III

3D Theatre

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Arthur Miller

"Thanks for auditioning for singing in the rain, unfortunately you were pissing in the wind"

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Orchestra conductor

It's an iphone rehearsal.

"Finding work as an actor isn't easy. Once, I was so desperate, I staged my own death ??" and still lost the part."