Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'
Stage Director Gifts
Searching for a gift for a stage director? Celebrate the master of cues and scenes with our collection of unique, clever items. Whether it's for a birthday, a special occasion, or just because, these products are ideal for the person who orchestrates the show and keeps everything running smoothly behind the curtain.
Man holding classic theater masks
The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci
I Pagliacci
Exeunt
"O.K., Willy, drag yourself to the table and collapse in despair. Enter Biff."
Love in The Heights
Kelly was the first to do Shakespeare in the park.
Hollywood producer.
Leaving the Opera, "I liked that bit where the rebel stage hands threw the director off the battlements"
Madonna's London stage debut.
Sir John Gielgud.
Stage producer.
Loge with Alberich as frog
Fricka arrives.
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"Just be yourself."
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."
Leslie Caron.
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
'Hamlet'
Pirate
"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
Trump! The Musical
Meet Me Outside St. Louis
Theatre Masks and Butts
Shakespeare was bisexual
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
William Shakespeare sitting at a desk
Stage Director Gifts Collection
Stage Director Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed specifically for stage directors—witty, charming, and perfect for their daily coffee or tea break.
Stage Director Pillows
Add some theatrical flair to their home decor with pillows that showcase their love for directing—comfortable and full of personality.
Stage Director Prints
Find the perfect print to inspire or decorate a director’s workspace. Artistic and humorous options available to celebrate their behind-the-scenes magic.
Stage Director T-Shirts
Looking for a fun t-shirt for a stage director? Discover designs that celebrate their craft with humor and style—great for rehearsals or everyday wear.