Theater Director Gifts

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

"Say what's on your mind, Harris - the language of dance has always eluded me."

Theater masks wearing face masks

Stage Manager: 'Is THERE a BETTER ACTOR in the House?!'

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Plan B or no plan B, that is the question!

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

'I'm word perfect on every line, but can't for the life me remember in what order the lines come...'

Oklahoma! "Never mind the farmer and the cowman, reconcile the performer and the latecomer then I'll be impressed!"

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

'Are we there yet?' (Numberplate reads Godot 1).

"That's enough small talk."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Ally MacBeth

We were so close to the stage we could see the actors spit.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Theatre.

'Remember me?'

Trump! The Musical

'E-mailing Harold Pinter'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

A policeman ending a puppet show

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

The Odd Couple.

Horse Play

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."