"What's the mark of a typical black theatre company?"
Performing Arts Director Gifts
Looking for a gift for a performing arts director? Whether they're orchestrating shows or running rehearsals, our collection offers witty and heartwarming items that honor their creative leadership. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to say thanks or cheer them on with products that reflect their artistic spirit.
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"Just be yourself."
Showbiz Awards
"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
Cimafunk
Guitarist
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
"When is my next parole hearing?"
Marimba
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
'Tony, you always try to lead.'
If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."
A Guide to Balloon Animals
"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"
'Hamlet'
Leslie Caron.
'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'
Trump! The Musical
Comedy Cafe
Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.
Daughters on the beach
Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka
Shakespeare was bisexual
Stand-up Romcom
William Shakespeare sitting at a desk
Theatre Masks and Butts
Meet Me Outside St. Louis
Performing Arts Director Gifts Collection
Performing Arts Director Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for performing arts directors—funny, inspiring, and perfect for warming up backstage or at the office.
Performing Arts Director Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with theater-inspired prints—great for home, rehearsal spaces, or dressing rooms—adding comfort and personality.
Performing Arts Director Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with vibrant prints that celebrate their career in performing arts—ideal for inspiring creativity and adding a theatrical touch.
Performing Arts Director T-Shirts
Check out our witty and stylish t-shirts that let performing arts directors showcase their passion and sense of humor directly on their wardrobe.