Searching for the perfect gift for a play director? Explore our collection of witty, inspiring, and thoughtful items designed to honor their passion for theatre and their knack for bringing stories to life on stage. Whether for opening nights or simply appreciating their craft, find something that resonates with their creative soul.
Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!
"Looks like we found the issue."
Shepherd and eurydice
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"Just be yourself."
'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'
"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."
"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."
Showbiz Awards
Benedict Cumberbatch
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'
"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."
Golfing Boss
Herman Mankiewicz
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
Bo're'droom
Reading my Critics
Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
'Hamlet'
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
Leslie Caron.
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"
Honoré de Balzac
If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."
'The good news is I had a very good year.'
"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."
He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.
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