Theater Director Pillows

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

"Say what's on your mind, Harris - the language of dance has always eluded me."

Theater masks wearing face masks

Stage Manager: 'Is THERE a BETTER ACTOR in the House?!'

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

Plan B or no plan B, that is the question!

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

'Are we there yet?' (Numberplate reads Godot 1).

"That's enough small talk."

Oklahoma! "Never mind the farmer and the cowman, reconcile the performer and the latecomer then I'll be impressed!"

'I'm word perfect on every line, but can't for the life me remember in what order the lines come...'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

'E-mailing Harold Pinter'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Theatre.

Ally MacBeth

We were so close to the stage we could see the actors spit.

Trump! The Musical

A policeman ending a puppet show

"Well, that's show business."

"Friends, Romans, countrymen - lend me your ears..."

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

Macbeth: Take Two

Audience Participation