Theater Directors Pillows

Father Christmas.

Henrik Ibsen,

Victor Hugo looking at the stars

Leslie Caron.

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

Covid Masks

"Looks like we found the issue."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Just be yourself."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Golfing Boss

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Bo're'droom

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Hamlet'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Trump! The Musical