Stage Director Pillows

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

Man holding classic theater masks

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

I Pagliacci

Exeunt

"O.K., Willy, drag yourself to the table and collapse in despair. Enter Biff."

Love in The Heights

Kelly was the first to do Shakespeare in the park.

Hollywood producer.

Leaving the Opera, "I liked that bit where the rebel stage hands threw the director off the battlements"

Madonna's London stage debut.

Sir John Gielgud.

Stage producer.

Loge with Alberich as frog

Fricka arrives.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Leslie Caron.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Masks and Butts

Shakespeare was bisexual

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk