'I think we should pass on this film. Variety reviewed it in their obituary section.'
Theatre Management Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for someone in theatre management? Whether they oversee productions or coordinate your favorite shows, our collection features humorous and heartfelt products that celebrate their vital role in bringing theatre to life.
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"Just be yourself."
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
'Hamlet'
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
Trump! The Musical
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
Meet Me Outside St. Louis
Shakespeare was bisexual
Daughters on the beach
William Shakespeare sitting at a desk
Theatre Masks and Butts
'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'
"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."
"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."
"We're looking for something for our panic room."
Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.
The Witches Discover The Wok
"Toi Toi Toi!"
Applause
'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'
Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.
"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."
'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'
Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene
Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.
Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.
"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"
Comedy and tragedy masks
"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
Theatre Management Gifts Collection
Theatre Management Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for theatre managers—perfect for adding a touch of humor and appreciation to their daily routine.
Theatre Management Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows featuring theatre management themes—an ideal gift to bring comfort and character to their space.
Theatre Management Prints
Browse our theatre-themed prints, perfect for celebrating the vital role of managers in every successful production.
Theatre Management T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts that celebrate theatre management—stylish, witty, and perfect for their busy backstage life.