Theatre Management Pillows

'I think we should pass on this film. Variety reviewed it in their obituary section.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Daughters on the beach

Shakespeare was bisexual

Theatre Masks and Butts

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Applause

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Comedy and tragedy masks

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'