Theater Manager Gifts

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

'They've redesigned the logo in the wake of funding cuts.'

Actors' dispute.

'The manager said to pick up a trailer for the movie we're showing. I don't understand why.'

(General admission) (Private screening)

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

Pre Opera Dinners

Movie Marquee says: 'That Movie With That Guy In It, You Know, That Guy!'

TV stage door

Mercury Theatre: Lost and Found

"He's just been arrested for identity theft."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Daughters on the beach

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Shakespeare was bisexual

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

The Witches Discover The Wok

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."