Theater Manager Gifts

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

'They've redesigned the logo in the wake of funding cuts.'

Actors' dispute.

'The manager said to pick up a trailer for the movie we're showing. I don't understand why.'

(General admission) (Private screening)

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

News. Theater News. The Play "Rent" is closing after a 2-year run. I wonder if they'll get their security deposit back.

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

Pre Opera Dinners

Movie Marquee says: 'That Movie With That Guy In It, You Know, That Guy!'

TV stage door

Mercury Theatre: Lost and Found

"He's just been arrested for identity theft."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Leslie Caron.

'Hamlet'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Daughters on the beach

Shakespeare was bisexual

Theatre Masks and Butts

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'