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"A gentleman would offer his seat."

The country manager rehearses a combat

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'That booking service drives a hard bargain. We get the film, they get our theatre, we get to watch the movie.'

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

'I think we should pass on this film. Variety reviewed it in their obituary section.'

Canada's longest running movie house.

"Our auditorium was destroyed in a pitched battle between the 'Save London's Theatres' Campaign and the Theatres Trust."

"What's the mark of a typical black theatre company?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Daughters on the beach

Shakespeare was bisexual

Theatre Masks and Butts

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Applause

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."