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'The funniest movie I have been paid to promote.'

"This is my kind of film."

'I knew you were worried about taking your baby to the drive in, but security guards?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Bloody hell!"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Now Playing at the Europlex

Knickerless Cage.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Broadway Moosical.

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

I Pagliacci

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

The Costumer Is Always Right

This little pig's house was a facade.

TV stage door

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Performance In The Bedroom