Movie Theater Employee T-Shirts

'The manager said to pick up a trailer for the movie we're showing. I don't understand why.'

Cinemaplex

"Disgruntled ticket-taker Joshua Kalen is pushed to the edge..."

'Psst...hey, buddy, want the good stuff?'

Two great movies on the screen together! Watch Broke Back King Kong.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Moulin Rouge Security

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Stunt lemmings.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Casting Director

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Please do not panic. You're only required to turn off your mobile device during the movie."

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

"Ahem."

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

No outside food in the theater sir.

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Studio 51

Equity Table Dance Club