Entertainment Professionals Gifts

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Empty box of ideas

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Moulin Rouge Security

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Stunt lemmings.

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Toenail clipping missile.

Patents office.

Creative family