Movie Industry Professionals Gifts

Steven Spielberg

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Tom Hanks

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Sid Sinatra.

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Hollywood Breakup

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Hollywood or bust!

Lord of the Rings IV.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Welcome to Hollywood

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Casting Director

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Restraining orders from the stars.

Trump commissions song

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'