Entertainment Expert Gifts

Trustworthy Authority.

"I support you one hundred per cent in your battle against upfront fees..."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Nice of you to bring wine, but we don't drink anything that sells for under a dollar a gallon."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Succession 2

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Woke Jersey Shore