Career In Entertainment Gifts

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"It's a play on words."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Mum, I got the job!"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Moulin Rouge Security

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Sid Sinatra.

JET (Part I)

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Stunt lemmings.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'Therapy in L.A.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Er. . . anything else?"

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

TV stage door

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."