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The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Children's Parties

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Empty box of ideas

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Moulin Rouge Security

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Sid Sinatra.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Toenail clipping missile.

Stunt lemmings.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Patents office.