Tv Executive Gifts

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

'I wouldn't bother going, it'll just be a repeat of the winter meeting.'

'You can't say snot on television...'

"That's N-E-T-W-O-R-K television programming!"

'Hang on!...You don't expect me to swallow that as well!'

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

Dr Charles Hill

'You don't like it and I don't like it, but the FCC likes it.'

'ANCHOR doesn't mean you drag the whole network!'

"This ought to bring in the young demographic!"

'Do you like the new re-brand?'

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

Note to viewers: We've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'Now I think that's the fastest I've ever seen a programme idea get watered down.'

"Always leading with Brexit news is shedding viewers by the bucketload to a yellow fat man chasing a blummin' squirrel!"

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

Have them curse more... People like that.

"After that ridiculous presentation, I'm replacing your applause sign with a laugh track."

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"What we have in mind is reporting 24 hours of disasters each day but you know, upbeat and entertaining."

The Great Vacillator

Secret of the Great Television Executives

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Newspaper suicide.