Media Relations Manager Pillows

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Welcome to the future"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

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"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"National security adviser"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Press Freedom

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Superheroes take a selfie

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Networking

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

The Proust of Twitter