Media Relations Manager Gifts

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Lynching on social media

"Welcome to the future"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"National security adviser"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

CEO with SEO

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A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Press Freedom

Superheroes take a selfie

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Networking

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

The Proust of Twitter