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'Issue a non-denial denial.'

Generic Tragicomment

"National security adviser"

Sarah Huckabee

'Sorry - there's no one available. Since the enquiry started they've all been in a complete spin...'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'How fast can you hype?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Create some buzz!

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Target your customer.

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.