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"Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as chairman of the company?"

"It's someone called Jude the Obscure, he says he wants his profile raised"

"I want you to make me the fairest of them all."

"The weight loss is great for your health, but not so good for your image."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Grasshopper, there's no unspinnable situation. Enlighten me, Mr. Spinwell. Say I'm a loaded energy executive caught cheating investors and costing employees their hard-earned pensions. What do I say? I handled my arrest with dignity. Classy.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"It probably isn't going to pacify them, Chief."

"Being crucified is really hip! The last guy who did it upon my advice is now an immortal superstar!"

"But if you put your foot in your mouth, our rates automatically double."

"No more drinking in public, Senator -- Spin doctor's orders."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'How fast can you hype?'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

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Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"National security adviser"

Create some buzz!

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Target your customer.

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."