Public Relations Professionals Pillows

"When did we start having more spin doctors than real doctors?"

CONGRESS, "It's like this - Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, it's time to hire a spin doctor."

Miss Wimbush, get me my PR man!

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

"We need a new image. . ."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Hollywood Sign Developers

'How fast can you hype?'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"National security adviser"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Create some buzz!

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Target your customer.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Information...political rhetoric

"I go that extra mile!"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'