Public Relations Professionals Mugs

"When did we start having more spin doctors than real doctors?"

CONGRESS, "It's like this - Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, it's time to hire a spin doctor."

Miss Wimbush, get me my PR man!

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

"We need a new image. . ."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'How fast can you hype?'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"National security adviser"

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"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

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'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Information...political rhetoric

"I go that extra mile!"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

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