Public Relations Expert Pillows

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

"I'm dizzy. I need to see a spin doctor."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"He claims he has you on video - how can I put this? - 'courting the gay vote.'"

'It looks like your fifteen minutes of fame is about over.'

The Art of Monopolizing News Media Coverage By Donald Trump.

'I'm married to an award-winning spin doctor.'

Politician sends man spinning.

'My advisors said no more, 'Mr. Nice Guy!' It's time I displayed some anger...some rage!...How's this.'

"Recommended by 4 out of 5 congressmen, Senator."

'I only hear good things from your spin doctors. . .'

"When the going gets tough, the tough tweet!"

Fake News

"It tastes like crap, but I'm pretending it doesn't."

"If your speech comes across as too preposterous, put on the clown hair and nose and say it was all a joke."

'A public apology would be fine, if you had a public.'

'That was too close, sir -- next time, let your Press Secretary answer those questions.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Liberal party HQ' 'Champagne strategists required'

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Consultation evening

Tony Blair: 'Everything's going PR shaped.'

Every Celebrity @CompelledApology

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"On the upside, your name recognition is excellent with people who hate you."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Hollywood Sign Developers

'How fast can you hype?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."