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Media Whore Raceway.

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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Ice shelfie.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

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DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

As Seen On TV

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Lose the Iraq War.

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"And now a special report from 'News 4' Science Editor, Dr. Frank Lovell, on how to remove your own gallbladder."

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

Phone generation.

Topless Newsreader - "Just for the first few weeks love, until we've captured the audience."

'We interrupt this Congressional scandal to bring you the following White House scandal....'

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"#skydiving"

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'On a personal note, I'm happy to report that I've been promoted from the network's chief 'pundit' to chief 'pontificator'.'

It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...

"Have you noticed that people look smaller on the telly...?"