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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

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One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

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Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"The subwoofers really help."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Dolphin

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Vaccine hurdles

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

2022

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'