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Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Scarecrow.

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"The butler did it!"

Two men converse secretively

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'You must have something in my size?'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

...and I see the catering is sorted.

I don't trust that guy.

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'