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He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"The butler did it!"

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Scarecrow.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Two men converse secretively

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'You must have something in my size?'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

I don't trust that guy.

"He fought like hell."

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."