Skeleton Sleuth Pillows

Skeletons In Kenneth Starr's Closet

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

GM Crops Genie.

Undercover Biophysicists

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Apocalliptical

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."