Skeleton Seeker Pillows

Dinosaurs

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Crab with a clown face.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Outré or simply bad?"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

Witch dice.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Apocalliptical

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Anatomy.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."