Skeleton Suit Sailor T-Shirts

'You're not smiling, Stan. I guess my credit is a horror story.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Submarine Hunter.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Sailor and mine

"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

UFO Romance

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

'What type of line are you using?'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Dancing with death.

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

Row to Row

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

Submarine and beer

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

Skeletons In Kenneth Starr's Closet

"Frankly lad, I think even able seaman of industry might be aiming a little high,here at Gussetts."

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...