Suitcase Sailor T-Shirts

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Drunken singers in a public house

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."

"What!?"

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

'What type of line are you using?'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

"I hate packing for trips."

Supermarket trolley repairs

'You're not smiling, Stan. I guess my credit is a horror story.'

Row to Row

The Redeye

'...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?'

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

"I thought you said you checked in online."

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'