Suitcase Sailor Prints

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Drunken singers in a public house

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."

"What!?"

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

'What type of line are you using?'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"I hate packing for trips."

Supermarket trolley repairs

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

'You're not smiling, Stan. I guess my credit is a horror story.'

'...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?'

The Redeye

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

"I thought you said you checked in online."

Row to Row

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

'His heels are ruining this deck !'